笑话英语，英语笑话带翻译

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1，英语笑话带翻译
2，笑话的英语
3，有什么英语笑话
4，英语笑话
5，英语笑话带翻译
6，收集经典的全英文笑话

1，英语笑话带翻译

you have 2 brains: the left and the right your left brain has nothing right and the right brian has nothing left... 你有两个大脑，左脑和右脑左脑没什么正确的东西，右脑啥都没剩下... 这个很不错吧，姐当年以此博得老师赞赏，简短，上口，有语法，又要防止思维定势...

英语笑话带翻译

2，笑话的英语

joke读音：英 [d???k]、美 [d?o?k] 　　释义：n. 笑话；玩笑。v. 说笑话；开玩笑。语法：joke的基本意思是“笑话，玩笑”，指引人发笑的谈话或故事，也指供人当作笑料的事情。可用作可数名词，也可用作不可数名词。joke作“可笑的人、事物、情形”解时，多用于单数形式，可与不定冠词连用。joke作动词时意思是“开玩笑”“取笑”，不仅指“言”，而且还指“行”，是不及物动词，常用于进行体。

笑话的英语

3，有什么英语笑话

The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate". The cow sues you for breach of contract.

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有什么英语笑话

4，英语笑话

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5，英语笑话带翻译

http://bbs.tingclass.net/forum.php?mod=forumdisplay&fid=109&page=1 这里面有很多的笑话哦还有翻译看看吧

我在哪儿？这个很有意思，你看看喜欢不？嘿嘿，要看更多的去英语笑话网吧，里面多着呢！ http://www.yingyuxiaohua.comAn Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir." 中文一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路，他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把车开过去问那位农民：“劳驾，您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗？” “可以。”农夫奇怪地看了看他，然后说道：“你现在在你的车子里，先生。”

The Fish Net"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。 "把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

6，收集经典的全英文笑话

一个醉酒司机和交警的搞笑对话 A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, "What s the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gives his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light." Man: "Broken tail light? I didn t know about a broken tail light!" Wife: "Oh Harry, you ve known about that tail light for weeks." (The man gives his wife another dirty look.) Officer: "I m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt." Man: "Oh I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife says, "No, only when hes drunk." 还有更多的英语笑话哦摘自 http://www.xhh.cc/xiaohua/yingyuxiaohua/647.html

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